This is Anatolio.
He is a spider.
Anatolio measures 10" wide ... including his legs ...
and 7" tall

Anatolio means east and sunrise. He used to be one of the cover models for Roscow Publishing. He was one of those hot looking, naked men, on the cover of the paperback books, your mom used to read.

Anatolio is now a fat, slobbering drunk. The kind that sits all day,at the end of a long bar, puffing on his third cigar, while picking the wax out of his ear.
God ... I hope he doesn't eat it.