This is Keith. He is a Squirrel. Squirrels can run and play on the roof of your house. Husbands cannot! Husbands should NEVER have a few beers then climb on the roof, just so they have a better view of the fireworks. This is NOT OK! What the HELL were YOU thinking! Keith measures 13"x13" He is painted shades of grey. His claws are black. Keith is holding an acorn. Guess he found the damn thing on the freakin' roof. Don't know how he held that and the beer at the same time?? Can you tell I am bitter. I have a rather funny blog about this event and naming of the grey squirrel. I will come back and give you a link to the story. It is worth the read if you have a husband.